Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[Dave]

Promised to lock en up and we're back on

[Adeptus_Minor]

Originally Posted by Dave

Promised to lock 'em up and we're back on

Of course.
If they aren't locked up they might get into the liquor cabinet and the last thing she wants to deal with on date night are self-propelled firearms on a bender. It's for your own good, really.


Actually, what you'll likely find out is that she is a well-camouflaged C.H.U.D. and this is just a plot to have your weapons conveniently hard to get at so that you're easier prey.