If I Had a Dollar Every Time I Heard This Happen

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

[ They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

Because these details matter.


Must not have been a very serious g/f if he leaves her to the lions and then offers intimate details like as if he's in a bar with his buddies

[CasterTroy]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Must not have been a very serious g/f if he leaves her to the lions and then offers intimate details like as if he's in a bar with his buddies

That, or living in a country with wild lions has conditioned you to have sex, much like a gazelle drinks water: Always in a position to allow you to break into a sprint as if you're Usain Bolt (or your life depended on it) and he was just explaining why HE got away (positioning) and she didn't