A "ladies only" section

[Sixxxxer]

Originally Posted by neebelung

And even if we did, I don't think I'd get something as classically hysterical as fortune tampons from the guys here!!



It's an anonymous gift exchange. Usually done twice a year -- At Christmas, and then Christmas in July.

Oh yeah...I call it something else but I cant think of it right now....But Ya I got ya.

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

Oh yeah...I call it something else but I cant think of it right now....But Ya I got ya.

You're probably thinking of white elephant or Dirty Santa (lolz... we did Dirty Santa at our Christmas party last year.... Can ya believe no one wanted the midget pr0n??? )

[the chi]

Originally Posted by neebelung

You're probably thinking of white elephant or Dirty Santa (lolz... we did Dirty Santa at our Christmas party last year.... Can ya believe no one wanted the midget pr0n??? )

You actually FOUND midget p0rn??!!

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by The Chi

You actually FOUND midget p0rn??!!

I take it you have searched for it before. Make you feel a little bit less short?

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by The Chi

You actually FOUND midget p0rn??!!

Wasn't as hard as you think... We went to the local adult novelty shop, and just looked for the freakiest shit we could find. Bridget the Midget fit the (itty bitty) bill!


(Little did we know that a *ahem* vertically challenged guy -- who, unbeknownst to us, has issues about his height -- would receive it, and take serious offense to it! )

Originally Posted by The Chi

I'm outing myself here, I have never seen a porn...ever.

Really? There's some good shit out there....

[Sixxxxer]

So you actually gave Midget pron to a Short guy???


LMFAO You made my day that is amazing

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

So you actually gave Midget pron to a Short guy???


LMFAO You made my day that is amazing

Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.

Originally Posted by The Chi

I can only imagine!! I love short people with napoleons disease...i mean, Im short and I crack on myself all the time...

For some reason, you strike me as tall. I think it's the legs.

[Sixxxxer]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.

That is Regodamndiculous and I love it.

Thats like a One in a million chance (or however many ppl were there) Oh the irony.

Originally Posted by neebelung

For some reason, you strike me as tall. I think it's the legs.

I'm a sucker for Amazing Legs....

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.



For some reason, you strike me as tall. I think it's the legs.

Pretty sure her legs are longer than mine. Its pretty nice..

[the chi]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

Never Ever Ever??

Jesus

What are you an Angel on a Motorcycle??

Seriously, never. Not even once. I wouldnt say angel, lets just say I have been a total innocent, and after that, well, I prefer to be entertained in real life, not the tv screen.

Originally Posted by neebelung

Wasn't as hard as you think... We went to the local adult novelty shop, and just looked for the freakiest shit we could find. Bridget the Midget fit the (itty bitty) bill!


(Little did we know that a *ahem* vertically challenged guy -- who, unbeknownst to us, has issues about his height -- would receive it, and take serious offense to it! )

I can only imagine!! I love short people with napoleons disease...i mean, Im short and I crack on myself all the time...