Overnight peoples (aka. Who's up?) - Page 2

Corey · 11-21-2008, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Hondahugger

I tried yesterday, my boss got me a baked sweet potato and I ate one bite, ran to the bathroom and threw up. I dropped my boys off at youth group last night and went to Beef O'Bradys (local place) and ordered my usual, at 3 french fries and couldn't stomach it, then tonight, took the kids to subway and ordered a soup figuring something light would work and I couldn't even do that.check your pm's. I know it will get less hard but that's not going to start for quite some time.

Fluids is my recommendation. I drank a lot of gatorade and stuff like that because I couldn't keep food down either. I'd get maybe a cookie down or something like that, but nothing substantial.

On a totally separate note, I've been flipping through the channels randomly and stopped on this thing where two chicks were selling something and stroking some clear plastic pole thing. So I laughed, because inside I'm still twelve and it looks like two chicks stroking a dildo.

And it was two chicks stroking a dildo. So apparently, the Oxygen network sells add time to shoperotic.com and there's two chicks selling sex toys. Not the "this is a hand massaging wand" wink wink nudge nudge kinda sex toys you get at Spencers and Bed Bath and Beyond, but huge dildoes with massive anal probes, studded glass dildoes with vibrators, these imitation flesh like things with suction and vibration, and the works.

Mindblowing.

LOZ · 11-21-2008, 04:07 AM

fuck a dildo man. women could pretend to enjoy them as much as they can, but a dildo would never measure to what a dick/man can do.

the dildo is not going to smack their ass. the dildo will not pull their hair. the dildo will not lick their ears/neck. the dildo will not do any of that freaky shit that make them go coo coo. so fuck them.

just my .02

Corey · 11-21-2008, 04:11 AM

Man, I don't care if they use it to stir their coffee, they're selling sex toys on a non-payperview channel. That alone boggles the mind for some reason. And it's on Oxygen no less. I almost expect that on some of the other stations, like comedy central or spike tv, but not Oxygen. I had their infomercials more pegged at one of the millions of weight loss products or the fatty clothes that shape a womans body into something less pear like.

Hondahugger · 11-21-2008, 04:14 AM

Alright, now I think I'm going to throw up again, thanks guys!

11-21-2008, 04:11 AM	#3
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	Man, I don't care if they use it to stir their coffee, they're selling sex toys on a non-payperview channel. That alone boggles the mind for some reason. And it's on Oxygen no less. I almost expect that on some of the other stations, like comedy central or spike tv, but not Oxygen. I had their infomercials more pegged at one of the millions of weight loss products or the fatty clothes that shape a womans body into something less pear like. __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis

11-21-2008, 04:07 AM	#2
LOZ clutch it up bitches! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Santiago, RD Moto: Honda CRF50 Posts: 548	fuck a dildo man. women could pretend to enjoy them as much as they can, but a dildo would never measure to what a dick/man can do. the dildo is not going to smack their ass. the dildo will not pull their hair. the dildo will not lick their ears/neck. the dildo will not do any of that freaky shit that make them go coo coo. so fuck them. just my .02

11-21-2008, 04:14 AM	#4
Hondahugger Better Off Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Posts: 1,711	Alright, now I think I'm going to throw up again, thanks guys!