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Old 03-02-2009, 07:31 PM   #1
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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air
conditioner. '
2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'
1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought
one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!'
1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'
2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin'
fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:09 AM   #2
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Ugh.
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Grandma said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:16 AM   #3
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I'll agree with that, Marko. I'm sitting in my business law class talking about defenses you can use in a trial.
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Old 03-03-2009, 03:53 PM   #4
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:58 AM   #5
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Back to work today.
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Old 03-04-2009, 09:17 AM   #6
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Same here. Just getting ready to leave.
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Old 03-04-2009, 09:42 AM   #7
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Old 03-04-2009, 09:46 AM   #8
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its not the weekend dont lie
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Old 03-04-2009, 09:47 AM   #9
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its not the weekend dont lie
I'm a full timer bitch!
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