Lessons Learned the Hard Way - Page 3

101lifts2 · 11-21-2009, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You forgot one.

JC

Weak attempt to try to pull info from me off of the net...

lauralynne · 11-21-2009, 10:25 PM

stopping for a squirell is never justified. Hearing your boyfriend (now husband) ask if you're ok first and THEN ask about the bike is priceless though.
Oil cap back on before starting the bike after an oil change.
Synthetic oil tastes just as bad as petroleum based when sprayed in your face.

that's about it ... for now

Cutty72 · 11-22-2009, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lauralynne

stopping for a squirell is never justified. Hearing your boyfriend (now husband) ask if you're ok first and THEN ask about the bike is priceless though.
Oil cap back on before starting the bike after an oil change.
Synthetic oil tastes just as bad as petroleum based when sprayed in your face.

that's about it ... for now

I actually managed to do this when comonboys went down. I was supprised myself!

derf · 11-22-2009, 07:52 AM

I learned that dave and sixxxer dont know what the speed limit is, and dave is also as forgetful as me when it comes to carrying his documents.

I learned that I can't turn faster by roatating the bike on the footpegs, they just fold over and slide instead of diging in and turning

I learned to tuck my sho laces in or they will get cought on stuff

Fleck750 · 11-21-2009, 10:46 PM

I find it hard to believe that a person could ride a bike for any length of time and NEVER make a mistake.

I've left the kickstand down, checked the oil and left the cap off, almost dropped the damn thing on the right side, gotten my glove caught on the throttle revving the hell out of it, ad naseum.

Most of these things happened when I was tired.

Tmall · 11-21-2009, 10:52 PM

So, you think you're better than him because he can't admit to a mistake? And you feel like the thread about learning about your mistakes is the place to drag out the rulers and measure your e cup size against his e penis?

Sounds like more than one person needs to chill the fuck out.

dReWpY · 11-21-2009, 10:56 PM

i learned wheeliing over a bridge can quickly turn into jumping said bridge at a high rate of speed....

Rangerscott · 11-22-2009, 11:13 AM

Not a mistake on my end, but every once in a blue moon when I start to release my clutch handle, the clutch just grabs way earlier than the position of my clutch handle and the bike jerks the shit out of me. I have to check my pants every time.

Its a strange thing. One time it did it twice in a row and I pop the front up both times while in a turning lane. That was a scary moment for my e penis and I.

Mr Lefty · 11-22-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Not a mistake on my end, but every once in a blue moon when I start to release my clutch handle, the clutch just grabs way earlier than the position of my clutch handle and the bike jerks the shit out of me. I have to check my pants every time.

Its a strange thing. One time it did it twice in a row and I pop the front up both times while in a turning lane. That was a scary moment for my e penis and I.

have you check the clutch cable, spring, or clutch it self?

Rangerscott · 11-22-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by eBBs15

have you check the clutch cable, spring, or clutch it self?

Its hydraulic.

11-21-2009, 10:25 PM	#2
lauralynne 667:Neighbor of the Beast Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Everett WA Moto: VTR1000, SV650, FZR400, CRF150 Posts: 1,403	stopping for a squirell is never justified. Hearing your boyfriend (now husband) ask if you're ok first and THEN ask about the bike is priceless though. Oil cap back on before starting the bike after an oil change. Synthetic oil tastes just as bad as petroleum based when sprayed in your face. that's about it ... for now __________________ WMRRA's slowest Expert! triathalete, mom, racer, rider, friend, sister, wife - all in one tidy package! Married my best friend 8/30/09

11-22-2009, 07:52 AM	#4
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	I learned that dave and sixxxer dont know what the speed limit is, and dave is also as forgetful as me when it comes to carrying his documents. I learned that I can't turn faster by roatating the bike on the footpegs, they just fold over and slide instead of diging in and turning I learned to tuck my sho laces in or they will get cought on stuff __________________

11-21-2009, 10:46 PM	#5
Fleck750 Spiker bike Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KCK Moto: KZ750 Posts: 1,629	I find it hard to believe that a person could ride a bike for any length of time and NEVER make a mistake. I've left the kickstand down, checked the oil and left the cap off, almost dropped the damn thing on the right side, gotten my glove caught on the throttle revving the hell out of it, ad naseum. Most of these things happened when I was tired. __________________ I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

11-21-2009, 10:52 PM	#6
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	So, you think you're better than him because he can't admit to a mistake? And you feel like the thread about learning about your mistakes is the place to drag out the rulers and measure your e cup size against his e penis? Sounds like more than one person needs to chill the fuck out.

11-22-2009, 11:13 AM	#8
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Not a mistake on my end, but every once in a blue moon when I start to release my clutch handle, the clutch just grabs way earlier than the position of my clutch handle and the bike jerks the shit out of me. I have to check my pants every time. Its a strange thing. One time it did it twice in a row and I pop the front up both times while in a turning lane. That was a scary moment for my e penis and I.