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sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
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She would crush the chair before getting the noose in place.
She also probably exceeds the tensile strength of any rope/cable. Maybe she can go swimming with Tikikum.
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Location: Central NY
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Nah, he'd just try to mate...
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For Science. You Monster.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
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Im betting she'd make the first move.
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sergeant hatred
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We have already seen he has better taste than that. He will just mistake her for a toothless walrus(I do admit, I made the same mistake).
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For Science. You Monster.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
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A treadmill wont get rid of the ugly or stupid. I still reccomend a noose!
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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WERA Yellow Plate
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Charleston, SC
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Flabby boobies make me uncomfortable. Rein them in, girl, rein them in.
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WERA Yellow Plate
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Calgary
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My God she is ugly.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Raleigh, NC
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I hope they find the shooter and he says he was aiming at someone next to her. Those nasty love handles would go from her hero to worst enemy.
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