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Old 02-26-2010, 04:45 PM   #1
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So would a chair and a noose.
She would crush the chair before getting the noose in place.

She also probably exceeds the tensile strength of any rope/cable.

Maybe she can go swimming with Tikikum.
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Old 02-26-2010, 04:47 PM   #2
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Maybe she can go swimming with Tikikum.
Nah, he'd just try to mate...
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Nah, he'd just try to mate...
Im betting she'd make the first move.
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Old 02-26-2010, 05:01 PM   #4
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Nah, he'd just try to mate...
We have already seen he has better taste than that. He will just mistake her for a toothless walrus(I do admit, I made the same mistake).
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:22 PM   #5
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A bra would do her some good.
so would a treadmill.
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Old 02-26-2010, 03:50 PM   #6
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so would a treadmill.
A treadmill wont get rid of the ugly or stupid. I still reccomend a noose!
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A treadmill wont get rid of the ugly or stupid.
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Old 02-26-2010, 01:52 PM   #8
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Flabby boobies make me uncomfortable. Rein them in, girl, rein them in.
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My God she is ugly.
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:45 PM   #10
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I hope they find the shooter and he says he was aiming at someone next to her. Those nasty love handles would go from her hero to worst enemy.
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