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Old 10-29-2011, 02:16 PM   #1
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Her problem... she wasn't all that hott
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The 1st one is up to debate.
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Old 10-29-2011, 09:16 AM   #2
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Lemme just say, if your 17 year old son can't handle banging some teacher and smoking a lil' reefer without suffering some type of mental trauma that creates some sort of victim out of him then your son is a fucking pussy, and if you're a "man" that had anything to do with raising him you're probably a fucking pussy too....and you should be ashamed.
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Old 10-31-2011, 02:18 AM   #3
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Dafuck. Did those idiots blab or what?
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Old 10-31-2011, 08:06 AM   #4
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Dafuck. Did those idiots blab or what?
Teenage boys got laid. There is absolutely zero chance of that staying a secret.

I rolled off of my first one and called Apoc to tell him...
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Old 10-31-2011, 09:44 AM   #5
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Teenage boys got laid. There is absolutely zero chance of that staying a secret.

I rolled off of my first one and called Apoc to tell him...
Your first teenage boy? Guess yer going as a priest today eh?
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:14 AM   #6
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Teenage boys got laid. There is absolutely zero chance of that staying a secret.

I rolled off of my first one and called Apoc to tell him...


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Your first teenage boy? Guess yer going as a priest today eh?
Needed to quote these in series in case he decides to rethink his wording
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:54 AM   #7
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Your first teenage boy? Guess yer going as a priest today eh?
Dave,
You just made us all so very proud of you.
If you were here, I would give you a hug and just say "Good job man, ya did good.".
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Old 10-31-2011, 02:08 PM   #8
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You just made us all so very proud of you.
If you were here, I would give you a hug and just say "Good job man, ya did good.".


I think we can take him off the "Fuck Dave" list now.
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:26 AM   #9
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Teenage boys got laid. There is absolutely zero chance of that staying a secret.

I rolled off of my first one and called Apoc to tell him...

seems like so long ago...
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:16 AM   #10
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Hahaha. I walked right into that one.
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