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Old 10-16-2008, 10:41 AM   #1
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Hops works as an appetite suppressant, promotes lactation, stabilizes the nervous system and moves waste out of the body. Hops has been used for centuries to enhance breast size and to promote milk production in new mothers. It is second only to Fenugreek in estrogenic compounds and can be consumed, used in tea, or added to lotion and massaged directly into the breasts. Hops is also used to treat amenorrhea, angina, asthma, heartburn, high blood pressure and to increase sexual desire in women.
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Guess I'll save my IPAs for the wife. Guess I'll lay off IPAs. Don't need man boobs.
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:44 AM   #2
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I would love my vary own set of tits...

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Old 10-16-2008, 10:46 AM   #3
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Guess I'll save my IPAs for the wife. Guess I'll lay off IPAs. Don't need man boobs.

I can hear it now... "hey honey, let me rub this special lotion on your boobs"

Kinda reminds me of an old joke. A woman tells her husband she's thinking about getting a boob job because she thinks her boobs are too small. He tells her not to waste the money, but instead, just rub toilet paper between them and they'll get bigger. She asks, "How the hell is that suppose to make them bigger?" He replies, "Hell if I know, but it worked for your ass!"
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:59 AM   #4
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Ipa ftmfw.
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:03 AM   #5
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Gots to gets me some hops lotion!!! I will have to practice my breat stroke in the meantime...Any takers?
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:05 AM   #6
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Fuck IPAs, I with smileyman, I am going the lotion route.
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:06 AM   #7
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I can hear it now... "hey honey, let me rub this special lotion on your boobs"

Kinda reminds me of an old joke. A woman tells her husband she's thinking about getting a boob job because she thinks her boobs are too small. He tells her not to waste the money, but instead, just rub toilet paper between them and they'll get bigger. She asks, "How the hell is that suppose to make them bigger?" He replies, "Hell if I know, but it worked for your ass!"
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Old 10-17-2008, 09:36 AM   #8
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true story, my girl loves IPAs. my current fav is tooheys new
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Old 10-17-2008, 09:37 AM   #9
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My wife hates hops........ No surprise there.
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