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Old 05-01-2012, 05:21 PM   #1
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Imagine the rager I had after going to California and back.
But you weren't on a stock BMW seat...you were on a Russell
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Old 05-01-2012, 05:29 PM   #2
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I call bullshit. I priapism for 2 years cannot happen. You have about 6 hrs to "relieve" it before you start having the tissue die off (and no masturbating/finishing will not make it go away either)

This is one of a few urologic medical emergencies and needs to be taken care of right away. Could he have some sort of nerve damage, thats entirely possible.
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Old 05-01-2012, 07:35 PM   #3
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I call bullshit. I priapism for 2 years cannot happen. You have about 6 hrs to "relieve" it before you start having the tissue die off (and no masturbating/finishing will not make it go away either)

This is one of a few urologic medical emergencies and needs to be taken care of right away. Could he have some sort of nerve damage, thats entirely possible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

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Old 05-01-2012, 08:22 PM   #4
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Interesting, I know a few years back there was a lot of work with nitric oxide in ED.

All an erection is is the shaft fills with blood and is not released back into the circulation. When the veins dont open back up is when you get a priapism. We see it in our ER since we have a lot of pts with sickle cell disease.

Just to give you atime frame we had a guy who developed a phimosis (when the foreskin doesnt retract) well h eleft it for 2 weeks untill everything that was exposed shriveled up and died. We called urology to come in because this budding rhodes scholar decides to come in the middle of the night. they look at it says theres not much to do and snipped it off.
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Interesting, I know a few years back there was a lot of work with nitric oxide in ED.

All an erection is is the shaft fills with blood and is not released back into the circulation. When the veins dont open back up is when you get a priapism. We see it in our ER since we have a lot of pts with sickle cell disease.

Just to give you atime frame we had a guy who developed a phimosis (when the foreskin doesnt retract) well h eleft it for 2 weeks untill everything that was exposed shriveled up and died. We called urology to come in because this budding rhodes scholar decides to come in the middle of the night. they look at it says theres not much to do and snipped it off.
I remember you posting that story before... FUCK THAT.

That wandering spider has been known to cause priapism so severe that it causes the cock to split like a fucking hotdog in the microwave.
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Old 05-01-2012, 09:49 PM   #6
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I remember you posting that story before... FUCK THAT.

That wandering spider has been known to cause priapism so severe that it causes the cock to split like a fucking hotdog in the microwave.
havent seen that happen yet, and am kinda hoping I dont. Of course you guys will be the first to know if I do
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Old 05-01-2012, 10:13 PM   #7
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But you weren't on a stock BMW seat...you were on a Russell
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/...tent-erection/

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Old 05-02-2012, 06:56 AM   #8
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http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/...tent-erection/

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Yeah he was on a Corbin.
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Yeah he was on a Corbin.
Just proving, more and more, that we need something in place that applies a penalty when you waste the court's time with moronic lawsuits.
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