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Old 06-10-2011, 12:34 PM   #9
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Wives love to give head...but mainly to their lovers and not their husbands. Oops did I say that out loud?
Take heed fellas, if you're a pussy your wife is going to find someone to blow who actually has a cock.

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The reason given for the cheating is usually that the husband wasn't giving her much attention, when in reality, he was being too nice, and not exciting enough.

This is usually why "exciting" sex (Anal, Oral) is reserved for the lover...who is usually a "bad boy" and actually treats her like shit.

Women are so fucked up, they make male humans look nice.
There's a difference between treating them like shit and using some authority, putting a little bass in your voice, and leaving red marks on her ass when she gets out of line. You don't have to treat a woman like shit to get her to blow you like a bad boy...you just have to get slightly primitive.

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I've stopped licking the pussy unless I'm getting a blow job. I enjoy it and all, but fuck that if you're not going to reciprocate.
Mmmmm....pussy.....wait, what?

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Josh, if that's your wife, she's a very pretty lady.
Yes indeed. She could also kick most of the men's asses I know in a street fight.
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