"stand your ground" doesn't work

[fatbuckRTO]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Did you know there is a correlation between ice cream sales and drownings? As ice cream sales have increased, so have drownings. Therefore, we must ban ice cream.

I thought it was, "As ice cream sales have increased, so have drownings. Therefore, we must ban guns."

[Cutty72]

Originally Posted by fatbuckRTO

I thought it was, "As ice cream sales have increased, so have drownings. Therefore, we must ban guns."

No, we must ban bodies of water deeper than 2 inches.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Cutty72

No, we must ban bodies of water deeper than 2 inches.

And canoes. And bathrooms. Those damned things are death traps.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

And canoes. And bathrooms. Those damned things are death traps.

Remember, if you ban canoes, only outlaws will have canoes.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Remember, if you ban canoes, only outlaws will have canoes.

JC

I don't want to think what a black market bathroom would look like.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by fatbuckRTO

I thought it was, "As ice cream sales have increased, so have drownings. Therefore, we must ban guns."

I think we should ban fat people, they eat a lot of ice cream and most cant swim, so ban them and it will stop the drownings.

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by tommymac

I think we should ban fat people, they eat a lot of ice cream and most cant swim, so ban them and it will stop the drownings.

I disagree. We need to enforce a law that everyone eat 3 scoops of ice cream a day. If you cannot afford ice cream, the government will provide it for you. That way we can all be fat, dumb, and happy... and fat people never drown.

Not sure if it's buoyancy or fear of physical activity in the water, but it's 100% effective.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by fasternyou929

I disagree. We need to enforce a law that everyone eat 3 scoops of ice cream a day. If you cannot afford ice cream, the government will provide it for you. That way we can all be fat, dumb, and happy... and fat people never drown.

Not sure if it's buoyancy or fear of physical activity in the water, but it's 100% effective.

Ice Cream and Survivor; the Bread and Circuses of the second millennium.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by fasternyou929

I disagree. We need to enforce a law that everyone eat 3 scoops of ice cream a day. If you cannot afford ice cream, the government will provide it for you. .

Meanwhile, the quality of said ice cream goes down

[shmike]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Meanwhile, the quality of said ice cream goes down

Never.

Single payer ice cream systems make everything better.

The plan for now is to fine anyone that does not consume ice cream.